What's the recommended way to throw the BS Flag?
Although there is no wrong way to throw the BS Flag, our intellectually advanced team of researchers has developed a list of methods that offer the "most opportune manner in which to launch a BS Flag such that it's intended target is unequivocally and beyond a shadow of a doubt chastised for said offense" -- statistically speaking, of course.
Method 1 - Grab the wad of mystery filling in the middle of the BS Flag and hurl it (best for longer distances as it tends to be more accurate).
Method 2 - Hold one corner of the BS Flag and fling it (better for shorter distances, or group flagging where you don't really care who it hits).
Method 3 - Toss it up in the air and catch it (use when you are close enough to the person to make direct eye contact and your unrelenting glare tells them exactly what they did to get flagged).
Method 4 - Hold the BS Flag by two corners and display it in the general direction of the person/people you want to flag (this "talk to the flag" method can be used as a less disruptive alternative to Method 3, or in areas where noise is prohibited such as libraries, movie theaters and churches.)
Method 5- Hold the BS Flag and wave it around (recommended for large public gatherings, such as sporting events and meetings of Congress, where tossing the flag may cause you to lose it and/or be escorted out by security).
